A New Hero Has Emerged!!!

17 Jan A New Hero Has Emerged!!!

Posted at 09:56h in Release by
Cowmics #3 Taurque ?
As the nuclear sunset began to wane, all looked bleak for Cattle Axe. Chernobull began to smirk as he knew he had the upper hoof. Nothing would stop him this time. Then… darkness.
Meanwhile as the sirens blared, and citizens evacuated. Only one calm and collected Bovine had no panic, no alarm, no hustle. Jazzmin looked across the rubble and saw nothing but opportunity and action. She always had a knack for building things, and now was an opportunity to show off her talents.
Grabbing her tools, she collected a few articles of debris and began assembling. Knowing precisely the right tool for every job this was gonna be a piece of cake.
Radiation shielding? ✅
Reinforced Ultracooled Steel? ✅
Nuts? ✅
Bolts? ✅
The most badass Bovine in the city?! ✅✅
Jazzmin glanced in the reflection of her new creation and winked.
“Get your camera World! It’s time to introduce you, to Taurque!”
Arriving at ground zero on her homemade hoverboard, Taurque surveyed the zone. Cattle Axe was beginning to engage. Taurque sighed.
“Such a waste.”
She knew this was not going to end well. The radioactive particles emitted from Chernobull would eat right through Cattle Axes mystical Enchanted Armor.
Jazzmin looks at the camera mounted on her drone and quips, “It’s time to fry!”
Armed with a shield and her fathers Wrench, Taurque enters the fray. Chernobull’s blast ricochets off Taurque’s Makeshift Shield. She charges straight towards the Villainous Ticking Timebomb.
Caught off guard by the recklessness of her strategy, Chernobull is overcome.
This Badass DIPA may look cute and friendly, but with three different types of hops (Cashmere, Cryo Azacca and Vic Secret), it packs a punch that no one sees coming?!!
Make sure to look for Taurque in a store near you starting this week!!
Stores in Bold Are Receiving Taurque 
Tuesday Jan. 28th – Cherry Hill North + South
  • Wegmans Cherry Hill
  • Cheers Wine Vorhees
  • Warwick Wines Hi-Nella
  • Colombo Liquors Magnolia
  • Canals Bellmawr
  • Bobkat
  • Wine Warehouse Gloucester
  • Cinder Bar Williamstown
  • Clayton Liquors
  • Cork N Bottle Mt Holly
  • Wineworks
  • Roger Wilco Pennsauken
  • White Eagle Riverside
  • Liquor Barn
  • Old Town Pub
  • Chickies Bordentown
  • Flying Pig Bordentown
  • Canals Hamilton
  • Cranbury Buy Rite
  • Libbys Lawrenceville
  • Buy Rite Pennington
  • Rocky Hill Inn

Wednesday Jan. 19th – Shore North + South

  • Spirits Point Pleasant
  • NJ Wine Gallery Brick
  • Spirits Forked River
  • Tennessee Ave Beer Hall
  • Circle Liquors
  • Hardys Liquors Mays Landing
  • Wegmans Ocean
  • Amendment 21
  • Spirits Jackson
  • Farmingdale Liquors
  • Total Wine Eatontown
  • Middletown Bottle King
  • TST BBQ

Thursday Jan 20th – Central + West Jersey

  • Wegmans Bridgewater
  • Bottle Republic
  • Petrocks
  • Bottle Republic Franklin Park
  • Buy Rite Milltown
  • NJ Wine Gallery Cliffwood
  • Tio Edison
  • Wegmans Woodbridge
  • Blu Alehouse Woodbridge
  • Wine Anthology
  • NJ Wine Seller Cranford
  • Beacon Hill Club
  • Coda Kitchen
  • Tommys Tavern Clifton
  • Garys Wayne
  • Shoprite Parsippany
  • Wegmans Hanover
  • Tommys Morris Plains
  • Garys Bernardsville
  • Shoprite Chester
  • Long Valley Brew Pub
  •  Taphouse Grille Hackettstown
  • Sandys Flanders
  • Best Cellars Ledgewood
  • Shoprite Sparta
  • Mac and Lindys Vernon
  • Beef Trust

Friday Jan. 21st – Bergen + Hudson 

  • Blackjack Mulligans Secaucus
  • Shannon Rose Clifton
  • Ho-Ho-Kus Inn
  • Ramsey Bottle King
  • Corkscrew